Simon was a Norwegian blue parrot
In plumage as well as speech
Uttering words to make grannies blush
Ending with a screech.
The owner grew tired of this
So Simon featured in the local rag
Good home wanted for talking bird
And was soon bought by kindly Father Chas.
Father Chas took Simon to his church
Where he put him on display
The idea was to cheer up the congregation
When they came to pray.
At the first service all was going well
Simon was very quiet
Until he heard the words Jesus Christ
Then what ensued was a near riot.
Father Chas took Simon home
Knowing what he must do
He had to change his ways
And teach him words anew.
Father Chas told Simon
That he was unhappy with his speech.
And to parrot phrase a poem of his
He wanted to verbally punch him in the beak.
So Father Chas set down to work
And Simon recited new words
Within weeks he progressed well
And became a new bird.
So if you visit Father Chas’ church
Listen close to the sermon that’s on
For the words coming from the pulpit
Could be from Norwegian parrot Simon.